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Makeup trends
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We've been noticing some bright and bold makeup trends for summer and we're excited to try these out! Comment below and tell us your favorites and other trends you've been loving.
Peel off lip/eyebrow stains
This Korean-inspired makeup trend has been all over YouTube. These peel off lip stains and even eyebrow stains give you color that lasts all day (and it's pretty fun to do too!)

Metallic lips
Of course Kylie was on it with this trend! Metallic lip glosses are a pretty and bold statement and look amazing in the summer sun.

Faux freckles
If you aren't blessed with natural suns kissed freckles you can fake it. Lots of people have been drawing on faux freckles for a cute new look.

Copper eyeshadow
Bronze and copper hues are perfect for the summer and look great with every skin tone.

Bright liner
Nothing says summer like a pop of color. Usually we would go for bright lips to incorporate some color into our makeup routine, but we're loving this new trend. Color pop has a great range of colorful liners to try out for super cheap.

Anonymous asked:
Hi :) I'm new to langblr and all, and I'm wondering if you could give me some advice on learning efficiently? Anything I should do daily, exercises, places to learn or get grammar help? Thanks
wonderful-language-sounds answered:
Welcome! I have reblogged a lot of posts such as this mini-masterpost with how to study a language on your own since they explain things better than I can.
In addition, I recommend this masterpost for learning how to study, organization, and productivity. ☺
As for daily exercises for language learning, I recommend to use Duolingo, Memrise, Quizlet, Readlang, Lingualy, Babadum, Lyrics Training, Lang-8 and Clozemaster to switch up your learning. I use each of them on different days since I can learn vocab one day, work on reading another, work on my listening skills with Lyrics, and writing on Lang-8. It also makes learning fun and less of a chore if I mix it up a bit.
I hope they are useful and provide you with some guidance!
50 Simple Charms
- Basil at the door, windows, or scattered in the home will increase money.
- Lay thorny branches on your doorstep to keep evil from your dwelling.
- Eat a pinch of Thyme before bed, and you will have sweet dreams.
- Place chips of Cedar wood in a box with some coins to draw money to you.
- Carry an Anemone Flower with you to ward against illness.
- Hang a bit of Seaweed in the kitchen to ward evil spirits.
- Keep a jar of Alfalfa in your cupboards to ensure the prosperity of your house.
- Burn Allspice as an incense to draw money or luck to you, as well as speed healing.
- Cut an Apple in half, and give one half to your love to ensure a prosperous relationship.
- Carry an Avocado pit with you to let your inner beauty shine outwardly. Avocado is also an aphrodisiac.
- Strawberries are an aphrodisiac.
- Place a piece of cotton in your sugar bowl to draw good luck to your house.
- Celery is an aphrodisiac.
- Place Almonds in your pocket when you need to find something.
- Scatter Chili Peppers around your house to break a curse.
- Carrying a packet of strawberry leaves will help ease the pains of pregnancy.
- Scatter some sugar to purify a room.
- Throw rice into the air to make rain.
- Carry a potato in your pocket or purse all winter to ward against colds.
- Eat five almonds before consuming alcohol, to lighten the effects of intoxication.
- Place a pine branch above your bed to keep illness away.
- Chew celery seeds to help you concentrate.
- Carry of chunk of dry pineapple in a bag to draw luck to you.
- Ask an orange a yes or no question before you eat it, then count the seeds: if the seeds are an even number, the answer is no. If an odd number, yes.
- Eat olives to ensure fertility.
- Toss Oats out your back door to ensure that your garden or crop will be bountiful.
- Eat mustard seed to ensure fertility.
- Place Lilacs around your house to rid yourself of unwanted spirits.
- Eat Lettuce to drive lustful thoughts from your mind.
- Rub a Lettuce leaf over your forehead to help you sleep.
- Add Lemon juice to your bathwater for purification.
- Eat grapes to increase psychic powers.
- Carry a blade of grass to increase your psychic powers.
- Smell Dill to get rid of hiccups.
- If you place a Dill sachet over your door, those who wish you ill can not enter your home.
- Place cotton on an aching tooth, and the pain will ease.
- Burn cotton to cause rain.
- Place pepper inside a piece of cotton and sew it shut to make a charm to bring back a lost love.
- Carry a small onion to protect against venomous animals.
- Eat grapes to increase fertility.
- Place a sliced onion in the room of an ill person do draw out the sickness.
- Place an onion underneath your pillow to have prophetic dreams.
- Place morning glory seeds under your bed to cure nightmares.
- Walk through the branches of a maple tree to ensure that you will have a long life.
- Mix salt and pepper together and scatter it around your house to dispel evil.
- Smell Lavender to help you sleep. (Lavender makes me fall asleep so fast).
- Hang a pea pod containing nine peas above the door to draw your future mate to you.
- Eat a peach to assist in making a tough decision.
- Carry peach wood to lengthen your lifespan.
- Carry a walnut to strengthen your heart muscle.
「Learn Japanese」 Conditional ば-Form (Verb Conjugation + Adjective and Noun Conjugation)
The ば-Form is a type of conditional form that translates simply to "if." While it is mainly used as a verb conjugation, it can also be applied to both い-Adjectives and な-Adjectives and even nouns.
The ば-Form for Verbs is divided into three categories: う-Verbs, る-Verbs, and Irregular Verbs.
To conjugate an う-Verb into its ば-Form, take the stem of the う-Verb and add e + ば afterwards.
Example(s):
行く (いく) = 行けば (いけば)
買う (かう) = 買えば (かえば)
読む (よむ) = 読めば (よめば)
To conjugate a る-Verb into its ば-Form, take the stem of the る-Verb and add れば afterwards.
Example(s):
食べる (たべる) = 食べれば (たべれば)
見る (みる) = 見れば (みれば)
ある = あれば
The two irregular verbs for the ば-Form conjugation are 来る (くる) and する which become 来れば(くれば) and すれば respectively.
To conjugate an い-Adjective into its ば-Form, take the stem of the い-Adjective and add ければ afterwards.
Example(s):
新しい(あたらしい) = 新しければ(あたらしければ)
おいしい = おいしければ
寒い (さむい) = 寒ければ (さむければ)
To conjugate な-Adjectives and or Nouns into their ば-Form, take the stem of the な-Adjective or the Noun and add であれば afterwards.
Example(s):
元気 (げんき) = 元気であれば
大切 (たいせつ) = 大切であれば
先生 (せんせい) = 先生であれば
犯人 (はんにん) = 犯人であれば
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Review of the Day!
For Japanese Learners: How to Agree/Disagree in Japanese
Took this list from www.JapanesePod101.com - check them out if you're interested in learning more japanese and more lessons.
- Absolutely.
- 全くその通り。 Mattaku sono tōri.
- Maybe.
- 多分ね。 Tabun ne.
- Yes, you're right.
- はい、正しいと思います。 Hai, tadashii to omoimasu.
- I couldn't agree with you more.
- 全く同感です。 Mattaku dōkan desu.
- That's exactly how I feel.
- 私も同じ考えです。 Watashi mo onaji kangae desu.
- Exactly.
- その通りです。 Sono tōri desu.
- No doubt about it.
- 間違いありません。 Machigai arimasen.
- You have a point there.
- それは一理あると思います。 Sore wa ichiri aru to omoimasu.
- I was just going to say that.
- 今、言おうと思っていました。 Ima, iou to omotte imashita.
- I guess so.
- そうだと思います。 Sō da to omoimasu.
- Well, I'm not sure.
- そうですね。ちょっと分かりません。 Sō desu ne. Chotto wakarimasen.
- I don't disagree with you.
- 間違っているとは思いません。 Machigatte iru to wa omoimasen.
- If you say so.
- そう言うのなら。 Sō iu no nara.
- You're wrong!
- それは違います! Sore wa chigaimasu!
- I don't think so.
- そうは思いません。 Sō wa omoimasen.
- I'm afraid I disagree.
- 賛成しかねます。 Sansei shikanemasu.
- That's not always the case.
- 必ずしもそうとは限りません。 Kanarazu shi mo sō to wa kagirimasen.
- What do you think?
- どう思いますか。 Dō omoimasu ka.
- Can I add something here?
- 少し補足してもいいですか。 Sukoshi hosoku shite mo ii desu ka.
- Let's just move on, shall we?
- 次の議題に移りましょうか。 Tsugi no gidai ni utsurimashō ka.
- I think we're going to have to agree to disagree.
- 意見の相違は仕方がないと思います。 Iken no sōi wa shikata ga nai to omoimasu. I think we're going to have to agree to disagree.
- I agree.
- 賛成です。 Sansei desu.
- Of course.
- もちろんです。 Mochiron desu.
- That's true.
- 確かにそうですね。 Tashika ni sō desu ne.
- I don't agree. No.
- 賛成できません。 Sansei dekimasen.
- me: *does about 5 minutes of frantic mini-research on google in order to reply to someone appropriately*
- the reply: haha nice
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